What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ?

B-2 school on time !

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking