How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.