How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!