How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.