Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
A buck an ear
I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.
Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.
Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
Hose A and Hose B.
Depends on how many cops planted it there
A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Deport him.
Hide it in a science book.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.