How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.