How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.