How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!