How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

School Jokes More School Jokes

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

T Jokes More T Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!