I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!