The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
Another pops up.
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
A: Because it was dead.
Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"
You're fired!
Because she was drinking on the job.
Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it
They go Bar Hopping!...
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)