What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

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Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".