What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Who lost a herd of elephants ?

Big bo peep !

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case