What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

Townspeople Jokes More Townspeople Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.