What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.