What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.