What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.