What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."