What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.