What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.