What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!