What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)