What did you hear about the tree who wa...

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

Oh, how I pine for you!"

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.