What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

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What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!