Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
Ceramic
A hoedown!
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
They both like to throw a hoedown.
Rock and Roll
When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No
A police officer in America.
Homo-cide
With the chicken still around it
Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."
Antique farm equipment
The prison bars.
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.
Punch them in the hands.
A Sandy Hook.
One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.