Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
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It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A: You get your job and your wife back.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
Cause they're knee grows!
Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!
Oh secant, you say "
Elvis Parsley
You've walked out of wife"
A country.
She's just a country!
Haram Bay
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
A hoedown!
They both like to throw a hoedown.
because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.