What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!