What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere."

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!