What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What did the really ugly man do for a living ?

He posed for Halloween masks !

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How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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Shocked.

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What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*