What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

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What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.

What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!