What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing