What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

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What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)