What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start