Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

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A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...