What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.