What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.