What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.