Some days the wind doesn't blow.
Half to none of the time.
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
They have big fans.
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
A. Blew.
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.