What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!