What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar