What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

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Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.