What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What did the drowning number theorist say?

logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.