What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What do you call a manic bear?

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