What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.