What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ?

Cash me if you can !