What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.