What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.