What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Grizzly Bear Jokes More Grizzly Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

Harp Jokes More Harp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.