What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink