What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.