What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.